Oh craven new world that has such people in it

I woke up to a dismal day - grey skies, the news that legendary New York rock venue CBGB's has closed, and Janet Albrechtsen beaming from the front page of The Australian, dressed as Oscar Wilde, and triumphant now that she's pushed through her plan to force the ABC news to feature its fair share of kittens up trees just like the commercial networks.