Something from Chanel this way comes

Imagine my delight when a large shopping bag from Chanel arrived yesterday. Inside, something wrapped in white tissue. Was it a jacket? A dress? I carefully removed it and unfolded the layers. Exactly what I've always wanted - a Chanel bath pillow! Now, all I need is the bath. Oh well, it's way more chic than the two pink cupcakes, iced to resemble breasts, that a Sydney cosmetic surgeon once sent me to promote his range of services. Watch this space for more crazy PR gimmicks.